stinkypete74:

circadianaa:

you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

portmanslover:

You’ve heard of He Would Not Fucking Say That. Now get ready for: He Would Not Fuck Like That

gaybaeddel:

today-in-homestuck:

foetushinata:

marsgal27:

trenchgun:

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring

happy eighth birthday john karkat

today in homestuck

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 19th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

>JOHN KARKAT

TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS

v1leblood:

divorce is so funny. like never mind

lgbtlunaverse:

It’s a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what’s actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don’t even have it’s like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.

rustythefox:

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone’s brain. You’re scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there’s like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know “oh. They’re a permanent part of their psyche now.” and honestly it’s a vibe go off king

spiffiesttea:

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

ALT

translasso:

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself